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Friends are true blessings. They are those special people who make our life worth living. We should take care of these special friends and should also remember the important dates connected to them. If the birthday of your best friend is coming, then you should definitely celebrate it with lots of fun. You should also send him/her birthday wishes. If you send birthday blessings to a friend, he/she will be touched by your love for him. Friends enrich our lives and support us all the times. A best friend deserves nothing less than a loving Happy Birthday message that expresses your feelings. Shout out loud – Happy Birthday Friend! When you will say, “Happy Birthday My friend,” it will bring a broad smile on his face. So, what you are waiting for? Let’s pick the best b.day wish for him:

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Birthday Wishes for Best Friend:

  1. If our friendship had been a legal contract, it would be just five words – I’ll Be There For You. Happy birthday.

  2. If Facebook had not been a real thing, mine would have just one friend – U. Happy birthday.

  3. Happy birthday to the frnd who knows me like no one else does.

  4. Isn’t life ironic? I am celebrating the countdown towards death of the same person without whom I would be unable to live life. Happy birthday.

  5. My best friend – the person with whom I would have definitely made out if she was a guy. Happy Birthday, bestie.                                                                                                                                                           

  6. Hope your day is loaded with fun and shared with people who know the fundamentals of fun. Happy Birthday.

  7. You are a true friend, so please don’t change ever! Happy Birthday, and may every wish U have come true!

  8. The birds are singing and the sun is shining. It’s a special day for the special dude (or lady) who brings joy to the world. Happy Birthday, sunshine!

  9. Wishing you a day filled with love, good times, loads of presents and a calorie-bomb birthday cake. Happy Birthday, you wonderful person.

  10. Being friends as long as we have, people have started to say we look like alike. I can think of no greater compliment than to be called your sister (or brother), that’s for sure. Happy birthday to my closest friend!

  11. I’ll be the first to say it, Advance Happy Birthday! I hope my effort is already enough to let you know how special you are to me. Live long and stay healthy.

  12. Ihave a tradition of greeting special people in advance. Congratulations! You are now on the list of special people in my life. Happy Birthday in Advance.

  13. Yourbirthday is too special to be celebrated for just one day, so let’s begin the party right away, Happy Birthday my Friend!

  14. Your birthday is a race and I am going to beat everyone else to it. Happy birthday in advance.

  15. I send my best wishes to one of the best persons I know who is like a best friend to me and has given me the best possible times in my life. Here’s raising a toast for your Happy Birthday!

  16. Birthdayscome and go, everyone grows up a year every year, and gifts are opened and thrown. But I want that my Birthday wishes stay with U forever. Happy Birthday!

  17. Best wishes to my beloved friend for an amazing year ahead. May the sunshine of happiness always shine above you. May the dove of peace rest over you and live in your home. May the dense forest of love surround you all year round. Happy Birthday.

  18. Gifts can be thrown away, but the wishes of true friends like me will stay with you for the rest of your life. Happy birthday my friend.

  19. Was searching online for something sweet to write on your birthday card until I realized that all I had to do was to look in my heart. Happy birthday to the friend who is also my soul mate.

  20. If we were part of a band, we would call it Fun Direction because hanging out with U is so much fun. Happy birthday.

These birthday wishes for a special friend will help your friendship attain greater heights. Birthday Wishes for friend will be cherished by your friend. A good friendship requires to wish and greet each other on special occasions, and you should wish and greet him with the best birthday wishes which are here for your good friend. Send these wishes or messages to your cute or best friends.

Birthday Greetings for A Friend:

Have you liked or picked any of the wishes yet? If no, then let’s see some more b.day greetings for your best friend:

  1. Don’t ever change because you are just amazing the way you are. Happy Birthday my Hero.

  2. Here, I am wishing happy birthday to the sweetest and coolest person I ever met. Have the happiest birthday.

  3. Wish you will have an extraordinary birthday like the most outstanding you are. Happy birthday, dear.

  4. You are an amazing person in every way. Keep smiling and enjoy this special day.

  5. I was thinking to gift something cool, funny and amazing, then suddenly I remember you already have me in your life.                                                                                                                                                    

  6. Don’t think you are getting older; think how classic you are getting by claiming one more year. Happy birthday!

  7. Dear friend… just like how you get pleasantly surprised when you open your birthday gifts, I wish that you get the most awesome surprises as you open up yet another beautiful year in your life. Happy birthday.

  8. Our friendship really tests my limit of tolerance for sweetness, cuteness, and happiness. You are lucky that these are things which I can tolerate in abundance. Happy birthday.

  9. Only I know the importance of having a friend who will shut up when I need someone to listen to my rants and who will angrily rant when I need to shut up. Happy birthday.

  10. Sometimes you ignore me, sometimes you are clingy. Sometimes you are cheerful, sometimes you are gloomy. Sometimes you are fun, sometimes you are happy. Sometimes you are a bore, sometimes you are moody. Despite the ups and downs, our friendship is always carefree. Despite all the drama, you will always be my bestie. Happy birthday.

  11. Do you know what sadness, sorrow, despair, grief, unhappiness, anguish, misery, agony, distress, regret and trouble have in common? They have all been missing since I have had you in my life as my friend. Happy birthday.

  12. I am going to change your name to Oxygen because friends like you are the most important thing I need to survive. Happy birthday, Oxy.

  13. The fact that you decided to be friends with me is the sweetest form of flattery I have ever received. Happy birthday.

  14. The only reason I am not flustered even though I am single is that I have an awesome mate who never lets me feel alone. Happy birthday.

  15. The Hangover trilogy would be put to shame as compared to all the crazy things we have done together as friends. Happy birthday.

  16. Our friendship is a smile machine – I smile when I see you, I frown when I don’t. Happy birthday.

  17. On your birthday I am making a wish. I hope that we can be close friends just as we are right now, even when we are frail, fragile and old. Happy birthday to my real life partner.

  18. You are like a treasure that I would keep in a chest and lose the key so that no one else in the whole world can steal you from me. Happy birthday.

  19. Wikipedia may have answers to all the factual questions in my life but you have answers to all the emotional ones. Happy birthday to a special friend.

  20. When I fight with my mom, I come to you. When I fight with my boyfriend, I come to you. When I fight with my teachers, I come to you. When I fight with my brother, I come to you. Maybe I should send my mom, boyfriend, teacher and brother to you for some personal training so they could stop fighting with me. Happy birthday to my BFF

If you are close to some of your friends, then you should definitely send him the best b.day greeting. A Happy Birthday message for best friend will add love to your friendship. Send these birthday greetings to a friend with a specially crafted message for the personal touch. When you send a Happy Birthday message to a friend, you make him realize how special he is for You and just how special is the friendship. Send some lovely birthday message and see how the friendship grows into a lifetime relationship. Your friend’s day is made if he/she receives specially written birthday sayings from you.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend:

  1. Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?

  2. Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.

  3. There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is ageing. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

  4. Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

  5. Another year has passed and another year which didn’t suck. Happy Birthday.                                           

  6. Have you checked the number of the candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!

  7. My only wish for you is that no. of candle decreases, but, the no. of parties and cake increases every year!!

  8. Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday, hottie!!

  9. On your Birthday I have a special wish. Smile while all your teeth are present! Congratulations!

  10. You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your B.day. Happy A hilarious Birthday.

  11. I got something special for you, which both of us love. Wooo! I ate it all on the way.

  12. For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

  13. You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

  14. Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

  15. You see, you should not be ashamed of growing old, not only you get to play the smart guy all the time, but all antiques like you also have great value! Happy birthday old man!

  16. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

  17. One more year added now, so it’s better to remain on the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  18. People often compare birthdays with boogers because with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

  19. No one will stop tonight from eating your favourite, I wish you the happiest birthday ever.

  20. So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

Here are some of the funny birthday wishes for your friend that will add humor and fun elements to your friendship. Simply saying Happy Birthday to a great friend in a happy way will bring a smile on his face.

Birthday Messages for Friend:

  1. Every second, every minute, every hour, every day – these are the only times I think about you. Happy birthday my friend.

  2. Best friends like you are parents, teachers and lovers all combined into one magical personality. Happy birthday.

  3. Finding your value in my life would be like finding water in the ocean – it’s always there. Without you, I would be empty. Happy birthday my friend.

  4. Happy birthday my dear friend, may the bright colours paint your life and you be happy forever. Stay blessed.

  5. Happiness begins with your smile and lets your smile change the world Dear. Happy birthday to you. Have fun.                                                                                                                                                             

  6. When nothing goes right, “I” go to you. You’re “GO TO” person for me. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to my idiot friend who is still a kid at heart. Lots of happy returns of the day.

  7. Nothing can be as joyous as spending time with you, let today be the best of all so far. Happy Birthday, you are loved.

  8. I feel so lucky to have you as my friend. Hope your birthday is as special as you are. May all of your dreams come true. Thanks for being such a great friend. Happy birthday!

  9. I am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!

  10. I want to wish you all the love and happiness in the world, all of which you deserve. Happy birthday my friend!

  11. I am grateful that you are a part of my life. All the best on your birthday!

  12. In good times and bad, I’ll always be by your side. Happy birthday, friend!

  13. Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs and happiness today. Enjoy your day my friend!

  14. May God shower you with blessings today and always. Happy birthday wishes to my friend!

  15. Happy, healthy, exceptional, rocking birthday to you my friend!

  16. Every step of the way you were there for me. Through thick and thin I’ll always be there for you. Happy birthday!

  17. Thanks for another year of being an awesome friend. Happy birthday dear friend!

  18. I am grateful for your true friendship. Hope your birthday is amazing as you are my best friend!

  19. I wish you love, hope and everlasting joy and happiness. Thank you for being my best friend!

  20. I am so proud to be your best friend. May you have a happy and healthy birthday!

Friends are a true treasure which helps us sail through the oceans of life. Would it not be great for such friends to receive birthday wishes from a close friend on that special day? A bunch of unique birthday wishes for friends is enough to tell your friend that you truly wish the best for him/her. A birthday note for a friend will be cherished by him/her forever. It doesn’t matter whether your friend is a male or a female because we have birthday wishes for your male and female friends as well. Surprise him and let him know your thoughts on his special day with birthday wishes for boy and girl friend. He/she will surely be delighted. A lovely friend deserves to know how you feel about him/her.

Birthday Quotes for Friend:

Here are some of the Happy Birthday quotes for best friend which will help you a lot in boosting your friendship.

  1. Just like how wine is incomplete without having something on the side to munch, without U my life simply does not pack a punch. Happy birthday to my best friend.

  2. Cheesecakes, tiramisu and gooey tarts – may your life be as sweet as these goodies, is the wish I make with all my heart. Happy birthday.

  3. Thanks for hearing the words I never said, and understanding my mind which no one else has ever read. Happy birthday to my bestie

  4. When you are not around me I feel unlucky. With you by my side, I feel happy and free. Happy birthday.

  5. Happy birthday to my best friend! We are such a great team: I am smart, good-looking and talented and you are great at being my friend!                                                                                                                     

  6. You may be getting older but at least I still look great! Happy birthday best friend!

  7. Never think you are alone, I am always there for all your fixes. Happy birthday.

  8. Happy birthday to someone who still waits for his birthday like a child every year. The day is finally here. Have fun.

  9. Happy birthday Your parents must be proud of you. We all love you. Keep working hard.

  10. Your friendship is like oxygen. Cannot live without it. Happy birthday,

  11. Happy birthday idiot, may your day be full of surprises and you cut innumerable

  12. I cannot imagine how cute you would look with all those cake on your face. Happy birthday to you

  13. You may not be the only the only friend I have but you are the only friend I really want and need in my life. Happy birthday.

  14. You are prettier than pink, brighter than yellow – because your personality is a mix of bubbly and mellow. You are hotter than red, cooler than blue – because the reason for all my smiles is no one but a friend like you. Happy birthday.

  15. Our friendship is like the Internet. Sometimes I take its presence for granted but I am lost without it. Happy birthday.

  16. As a metaphor, our beautiful friendship is a cake that I can have and eat it too. Happy birthday.

  17. There are two types of friends. The first type, are the friends whose birthdays are reminded by Facebook. The second type like you, are the friends whose birthdays are reminded by the heart. Happy birthday.

  18. Since there are no expectations in friendship, am I excused from buying you a gift? Happy birthday.

  19. It is a pity your birthday comes only once a year because I love partying with, and giving hugs to friends like you. Happy birthday.

  20. Our friendship is strong like iron but finished with a coat of gold. Iron rusts with time but gold never corrode, plus it shines too. Happy birthday.

Here are some Happy birthday quotes for a best friend. A true friend is very thoughtful, and the best way to show this is by sending some amazing birthday thoughts. A special day is just right to express your feelings with some nice birthday wishes. A special friend deserves special mention, and you can use these Birthday messages for a special friend to give that importance to him. You can use cards, flowers or just text a wonderful birthday SMS to him. It will make him happier when he will receive the best wishes with quotes from you. The Happy Birthday quotes with wishes for a friend are the best that you need to express your feelings to a true friend.

50+ funny birthday wishes to make that special someone laugh on their on his/ her birthday, but have you ever thought making someone feel.

Birthday Wishes For Girls And Female Friends

funny female birthday wishes

Birthdays are a special time. We all have them. Some of us look forward to them, some of us don’t. For some, it’s a reminder of how old we are getting, but if we look at the brighter side of the coin we can see it as a celebration: a time to hang out with family and friends, and just chill. Let’s look on the bright side and see the many ways that we can wish someone a Happy Birthday. Make it fun and exciting. Something unique. Something no one else would do. Here are some helpful tips for different messages. Share the funniest and most hilarious Happy Birthday wishes with your friends and family and put a big smile on their faces.

100+ Birthday Wishes to Write in a Funny Birthday Card

  • On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!
  • You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.
  • In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!
  • What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
  • It’s better to live a life that is short, but memorable than to live for a thousand years. Yet, the way your life has been progressing, you seem to be going for both! Happy birthday my friend!
  • They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!
  • In this short lifespan we have, time runs out faster than a birthday cake on a candy lovers birthday. So you have to make sure to enjoy whatever little there is of it left! Happy birthday!
  • You know you are getting old when your lungs are not strong enough to blow all of your birthday candles! Happy birthday!
  • If walking up the stairs to your apartment tonight seems tiring, then you know that this birthday is the sign that you are getting old. Happy birthday!
  • If reading this message required you to go fetch your glasses, then I have sad news for you. You are old! Happy birthday!
  • Thank god you were good at math when you were young! Because you are going to need amazing addition skills to calculate your age now! Happy birthday!
  • You should probably enjoy this year’s birthday cake. It may actually be the last one you eat with your own teeth! Happy birthday!
  • Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!
  • I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.

 

  • Happy Birthday, Bestie! This year let’s commit to losing 20 pounds — AFTER the cake, of course!
  • Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. You look like a bestie, and you act like one too!
  • Roses are red, ocean’s are blue, let’s do a best friend trip — Caribbean will do!
  • You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
  • For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
  • I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
  • Like good wine, you get better with the years.
  • I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
  • Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!
  • May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!
  • The key to staying young is complete and total denial of the aging process. Besides, if YOU’RE getting older, I must be getting older too, and THAT ain’t happenin’ sista-friend! (Happy Birthday)
  • My life is experiencing a serious dearth in FUN these days. What say we paint the town for your birthday? Yup, that’s us — two friends partying the night away with the “A-listers” for your birthday! (Let’s at least do PJ’s and a movie).
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  • People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.
  • Remember when one of us had a birthday and we’d party like rock stars? Me neither. Just in case, I’ve talked to your other friends, and they’ve agreed NOT to post your birthday party online. I’ve made no such promise.
  • Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!
  • Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!
  • Do you know someone I should send a Happy Birthday message to, an anniversary or anything like that? If you do know of some parties, let me know, because I have not eaten cake lately and my blood sugar level is starting to drop!
  • I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!
  • Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!
  • You are such a heart-warming, polite, honest, witty and unique person in this world. Receive my best wishes on your birthday and these little white lies.
  • This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday!
  • I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!
  • Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
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  • May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
  • Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.
  • Many wishes for a happy birthday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. But than again, we would need to narrow that down a bit.
  • Wishing you a wonderful special day. I bought you a special gift this year….a cane
  • I got you something we both would like. Too bad I ate on the way here.

 

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  • I looked all over for some classy messages, but sadly I turned up with nothing. I guess they know you too well.
  • Happy birthday from friends and family. What? You were expecting something else!
  • Your how old? Na, that can’t be right. You look too good!
  • I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.
  • You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older!
  • I picked out your coffin on the way here.
  • Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!
  • You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan!
  • Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better!
  • God you are old. Oh well, Happy Birthday
  • Don’t worry, my friend…you’re not old until you hear your Dad’s voice coming out of your mouth. Seriously, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Now, eat your birthday cake — there are starving children in China!
  • Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
  • I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
  • Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
  • We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
  • Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker!
  • Birthdays are a time of togetherness. Don’t worry you won’t find that here!
  • I hate to tell you this, but your wheelchair will be arrived tomorrow. Happy b-day from your friends and family.
  • I got you the ultimate gift…, unfortunately fell down the hole down with it.
  • Your relatives are all here to wish you a great celebration. I ordered them from Japan, but they are still here.
  • You by passed by birthday last year, so my present to you is the same in return.
  • I was going to get you a good-looking guy fro your birthday, but unfortunately your neighbor won’t leave his wife.
  • Best wishes on your day, better you than me.
  •  How about I just give you cash and we call it even?
  • I just re wrapped the gift you got me last year…I hope you don’t mind.
  • What do you get the one person who has everything? How about a personality?!
  • I’m not going to lie to you and tell you that you look good for your age. That’s what your relatives are for.
  • Wishes comes and go, but age sticks with you!
  • I know you want to turn back the clock. But with the amount of years on you I feel that is not a possibility.
  • Your age should be in the Book of Records. And you thought you wouldn’t amount to anything.
  • This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let’s party boy!
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    If you've been struggling to find the perfect birthday card for your sibling, parent, aunt, uncle, or grandparent, look no further! This is a great choice for someone who’s watched you grow up, as it incorporates humor while also acknowledging that you’re all getting older. The bright red colors make this card stand out, too!

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    Happy Birthday

    funny female birthday wishes

    Happy birthday funny folks! Celebrating big days with friends and family are the best times to put your good humor on display. Nearly everyone tends to be in a good mood and looking for a reason to laugh. Don’t disappoint them – come with your “A” game. Check out some messages, wishes, quotes and jokes below for ideas.

    Funny Birthday Wishes

    For your birthday, I wish that every mirror in the world would vanish so you wouldn’t know that you are getting older. Enjoy!

    You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

    You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

    Don’t regret the grey hairs on your head. Aging is a privilege granted to a select few. Happy Birthday!

    Sister

    To someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!

    Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!

    I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!

    Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet!

    Brother

    Before you go out today, make sure your pockets are empty. It’s your day to have others treat you! I hope you enjoy your birthday, dear brother.

    You might get all the responsibility for being the older brother, but you have no idea how hard it is to be the favorite of the family. Enjoy your day!

    As the true and good-hearted brother that I am, I have remembered your birthday and forgotten your age.

    You’ve already taught me so much as my older brother. Now I’m learning from you on how (not) to age gracefully. Have a great Bday!

     

    Happy Birthday Funny Friends

    For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.

    May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

    I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

    Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

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    Husband

    I do love how you stick to me like glue, it certainly makes it easy for me to keep track of where you are and what you are doing at all times.

    You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes are not bad at all!

    I didn’t get you a fancy gift this year, instead I thought it best to go with something sentimental. Remember that time you told me how happy it makes you when I wear red? Well, I’ve bought a whole new outfit and accessories in lush red colors. Just for you!

    It’s time for me to start pulling my weight around the house I know. So today for your birthday I’ve cleaned all the rooms and made the house pretty, all for you! So now do your part, get in the kitchen and make us some dinner.

    Funny Messages for Birthday Celebrations

    No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

    Happy birthday. At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life…starting with LARGE print.

    Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

    Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

    Messages

    Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…both of ’em! Well, you know what I mean.

    If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

    This year is the easiest one for me to pick a birthday gift for you,

    I choose makeup for you to apply plenty of it to hide your wrinkles and your age.

    At our age, the only way to look younger is to add at least a decade to your age.

    So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

    Just smile while you still have your natural teeth.

    Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

    We need a flamethrower instead of a lighter to light up all of your candles.

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    Witty and Comical

    Don’t count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you’re not down for the count.

    The main thing to do to remain young is to lie when it comes to your age, eat slowly and dress like a teenager.

    You’ve finally reached the age of wisdom but nobody wants to listen to you.

    There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t in our course. May be I’m late, but have a great one.

    You should count your age not your wrinkles. Count your experiences and blessings not your mistakes.

    Stop counting your candles and start counting your blessings. You still have hair on your head, not in your ears and nose!

    The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

    It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. Man, your birthday is hot!

    They say that with age comes wisdom. I’m not so sure…I’ve met a lot of really stupid old people. So far, you’re not one of them.

    Time may heal all wounds, but it leaves you with an unhealthy glow, saggy skin and crow’s feet.

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    In Spanish

    Muchas muchas felicidades del día!

    Que puedas disfrutar de este día haciendo las cosas especiales que le gusta hacer. Feliz cumpleaños a it.

    Amigo del feliz cumpleaños !! Que puedas superar todas las dificultades y desafíos que vienen en su vida.

    Que Dios te bendiga en tu cumpleaños. Te enviamos nuestro amor.

    Felicidades en tu día! Espero que lo pases genial.

    Humorous Quotes for the Big Day

    Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
    Robert Frost

    You’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
    Felix Severn

    Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
    Unknown

    The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana.
    Rose Nylund

    A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
    Erma Bombeck

    You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
    Bob Hope

    Laughable Sayings

    For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
    John Glenn

    Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday.’
    Steven Wright

    Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead centre of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
    Franklin P. Adams

    The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
    Richard J. Needham

    Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
    Mark Twain

    Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
    Father Larry Lorenzoni

    The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.
    Doris Day

    I’ve got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower.
    Gypsy Rose Lee

    After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
    Bette Midler

    Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
    Mary Schmich

    Middle age is when you have the choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
    Edgar Watson Howe

    The bad news is that I have a bad memory and am no good at math. The good news is that I have no idea how old I am.
    Melanie White

    Jokes

    What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
    Forget it once!

    What do you always get on your birthday?
    Another year older!

    What did the elephant wish for on his birthday?
    A trunkful of presents!

    What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
    They were all born on holidays.

    Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
    From a cat-alogue.

    How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
    They relish the moment.

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    Age Riddles

    What goes up and never comes down?
    Your age!

    What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
    Angel food cake.

    Why did Susan stand on her head at the birthday party?
    They were having upside-down cake!

    Were any famous men born on your birthday?
    No, only little babies.

    I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.

    When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
    When it’s been sliced.

    What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
    Get married on his birthday.

    What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday?
    Thanks, I’ll never part with it.

    Why did Tommy hit his birthday cake with a hammer?
    It was a pound cake!

    What was the average age of a cave man?
    Stone Age!

    What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
    Mice cream and cake.

    What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream?
    You’re cool!

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